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FAST ASSREDNECK
RACINGBAD IDEAS / GOOD PARTS
RACINGBAD IDEAS / GOOD PARTS
Secret prototype 001
The official bad-decision uniform
Concept only. We refuse to invent your size inventory, blanks, price or fulfillment plan.
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FAST ASS
FARR
Restricted Race Operations
FAST ASS
Can you cut a light,
How much power
Departments that somehow
Contraband
Press buttons.
Real cars.
Now go buy something
UNAUTHORIZED AUTHORIZED ACCESS
FARR
Lee Motorsports // door behind the vending machine
FAST ASS
REDNECK RACING
Finding the missing 10mm socket...
Hiding receipts from responsible adults...
Converting money into noise...
Safety third. Craftsmanship first.
Closed-course stupidity only. No public-road heroics. No warranty on your dignity.
questionable systems nominal
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Return to respectable commerce ↗
INTERNAL DIVISION 13½ // definitely not approved by accounting
FAST ASS
REDNECK RACING
A highly advanced system for turning race fuel, expensive metal and stubbornness into a number slightly lower than last time.
Wallet pressure02PSI
Estimated horsepower???HP*
10mm sockets located00/ 47
*estimated by the same guy who said it would only take one weekend
MODULE 01 // CHRISTMAS TREE THERAPY
Can you cut a light,
or just cut zip ties?
Stage the car. Wait for amber. Click too early and the timing tower will tell everyone.
R/T
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Press stage when your excuses are warmed up.
HP05001,000ABSOLUTELY
MODULE 02 // DYNO LIE DETECTOR
How much power
does it really make?
CORRECTED FOR HUMIDITY, EGO & FACEBOOK
Awaiting operator bullshit.
MODULE 03 // ORGANIZATIONAL CHART
Departments that somehow
passed the fire marshal.
A-01
Parts Department
Real parts. Real help. Suspiciously legitimate.
Enter actual department → A-02MotoTec Witness Protection
Identify the machine before it identifies as lawn art.
Find the correct parts → B-08Department of Liquid Decisions
High-octane beverages. Absolutely not for people.
Shop race fuel → ??Stacker’s Attic Evidence Room
One-off parts, take-offs and things we swore we would use.
Inspect the evidence → 10Socket Recovery Bureau
Professional tools for finding the tool you just had.
Restock the drawer → PITTrailer Domestic Services
Because the trailer is home and home needs shelves.
Shop pit gear →FIELD DIAGNOSTIC // CERTIFIED GUESSWORK
What’s it doing?
Choose the closest technical description. This tool has the same diagnostic accuracy as kicking the tire, but better typography.
SYSTEM READY
Awaiting one highly specific description like “it just ain’t right.”
No dangerous advice will be dispensed. We sell parts, not replacement fingers.
MODULE 04 // UNAPPROVED TEXTILE OPERATIONS
Contraband
locker.
The code is the length of a proper drag strip in feet. Four digits. No prep required.
LOCKED // accounting still has jurisdiction here
LOCKER 1320 OPENStuff you can wear while making poor choices.
CAMOUFLAGE FORMALPIT
POSSECOW HEAD TEE / REAL INVENTORY
POSSECOW HEAD TEE / REAL INVENTORY
Real product // available now
Pit Posse Camo Cow Head Tee
Camouflage for people standing beside a race car loud enough to identify them by county.
Inspect the legitimate shirt →TRAILER FORMALPIT
POSSETEAM TEE / REAL INVENTORY
POSSETEAM TEE / REAL INVENTORY
Real product // pit approved
Pit Posse Team Tee
The dress shirt of people who own more ratchet straps than forks.
Go look respectable →MODULE 05 // SHOP PA & ENGINE NOISE LAB
Press buttons.
Annoy everyone.
Sound is opt-in. No autoplay, because we may be feral but we were not raised in a banner ad.
THE FARR OPERATING PRINCIPLES
Real cars.
Real parts.
Real dumb.
- 01
Race on the track. The street has potholes, minivans and consequences.
- 02
Buy the good part once. Or buy the cheap part three times and become a philosopher.
- 03
Never trust “while we’re in there.” That phrase has purchased entire engine combinations.
- 04
Clean your damn work area. This is how the 10mm keeps winning.
YOU FOUND THE BACK ROOM
Now go buy something
before accounting finds us.
Fast Ass Redneck Racing is an extremely unofficial division of Lee Motorsports. Closed course only. Build it right. Don’t be an asshole.